Ugly Squishmallows

8 Ugly Squishmallows As Rated By Users (2023 Updated)

They’re cuddly, they’re squishy, and they’re undoubtedly lovely. So who could resist the charm of these Squishmallows that took the world by storm?

Surprisingly, some Squishmallows are rated as “ugly” by some users. Can’t believe it?

Check out our list of ugly Squishmallows and see for yourself.

Top 8 Ugly Squishmallows (User-Rated)

1. Elda The Ostrich

SQUISHVILLE MINI SQUISHMALLOW PLUSH | ELDA THE OSTRICH IN VEHICLE

Elda the Ostrich is a 2-inch Squishmallow you can squish into a car, plane, or carriage. However, this supposedly “ostrich” looks more like a colorful, hairy piglet than a bird.

Some say its vehicle even looks cuter than the mini Squshmallow itself. Still, who can resist this super-soft plush?

You can give this as a gift to a Squishmallow lover - both young and old, or add it to your mini Squishmallows collection.

2. Sinclair The Avocado Toast

SQUISHMALLOW 5 INCH MINI FOOD PLUSH | SINCLAIR THE AVOCADO TOAST

This 5-inch Squishmallow made of super soft spandex and polyester is squishy and cuddly.

However, its appearance might make you wonder why this avocado toast Squishmallow is covered in what looks like pieces of confetti (which is actually pepper and flakes).

Regardless, it would make an excellent gift for someone obsessed with Avocado toast.

3. Malcolm the Mushroom

SQUISHMALLOW 8 INCH PLUSH | MALCOM THE MUSHROOM

Malcolm the Mushroom is an 8-inch tall cuddly plush that would make for a great travel companion or bedtime buddy.

Nothing about his appearance seems off, and he looks like a perfectly normal Squishy.. or is he? We’ll leave the decision up to you.

4. Denton the Chameleon

SQUISHMALLOW 12 INCH PLUSH BACKPACK | DENTON THE CHAMELEON

Denton is a 12-inch plush backpack with a large zipper compartment and adjustable shoulder straps.

However, we wonder if anyone can guess what Denton actually is at first glance. While it’s supposed to be a chameleon, it looks like a dinosaur drawn by a kid.

Still, it’s cute, cuddly, practical, and a great conversation starter.

5. Buzz Lightyear

DISNEY SQUISHMALLOW 12 INCH PLUSH | BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

This 12-inch plush may be cute, but if it weren’t for the green and purple uniform, it would be hard to tell that this is Sheriff Woody’s best friend, Buzz Lightyear [1].

This Squishmallow bears the proper colors, the marking on the chin, and the eyebrows that are just a little too on fleek.

Nevertheless, this cute Buzz Lightyear Squishy would make any Toy Story fan incredibly happy. Let your loved ones know they’ve “got a friend in you.”

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6. Wendy the Frog

SQUISHMALLOW TRADING CARD COLLECTOR TIN SERIES 1 | WENDY THE FROG

Wendy the Frog is a micro mallow plush measuring 2.5 inches tall and comes with 1 enamel pin and 24 trading cards.

Wendy belongs to the Original Squad and is on the list of the first 8 Squishmallows ever to be released.

What’s off about Wendy is that you can’t tell precisely whether she’s a frog or a huge green blob with a smiley face and huge ears.

We’re kidding - we can say with absolute certainty that Wendy is a frog, and she would make an excellent gift for someone who loves nature, particularly amphibians [2].

7. Meadow the Blue Horse

SQUISHMALLOW 16 INCH PLUSH | MEADOW THE BLUE HORSE

This 16-inch Valentine’s Day Squishmallow is authentic, officially licensed, and great for playtime, travel, and bedtime.

However, some people may be confused about what Meadow is supposed to be - is it a cow, a pig, or, as its name suggests, a horse?

Nonetheless, Meadow loves listening to thunderstorms at night, so this Squishmallow would be the perfect companion for anyone afraid of thunder.

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8. Oogie Boogie

NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS SQUISHMALLOW 8 INCH PLUSH | OOGIE BOOGIE

Oogie Boogie looks scarier than it is “ugly,” and for good reasons - this Squishmallow is inspired by Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

It’s made with polyester stuffing and super soft spandex and is an officially licensed product, so you don’t have to worry about its authenticity.

Give this 8-inch Squishy to a Tim Burton fan in your life and wish them sweet dreams. You can also add this to your growing Squishmallows collection.

FAQs

What is the least popular Squishmallow?

Included in the list of the least popular Squishmallows are those falling under the category of Humanoids or those that resemble humans.

For some, these Squishmallows are not nearly as cute as the Squishmallows falling under the animal and food categories. Still, this would depend on a person’s preference.

What is the prettiest Squishmallow?

It depends on a person’s preference. There are many pretty Squishmallows, including Carlota the Cat, Emery the Coffee Latte, Laura the Pink Tabby Cat, and Daxon the Purple Alien.

Ugly But Still Fluffy

While some users may rate them as ugly, every Squishmallow on our list deserves a chance to be someone’s trusty travel buddy and a cuddly playtime and bedtime companion.

Whether it’s for your personal collection or your kid’s playtime buddy, Squishmallows can surely bring a smile to anyone’s face.

If you’re looking for more Squishmallows to collect or give as a gift, make sure to check Toynk out.

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References:

  1. https://screenrant.com/toy-story-woody-buzz-quotes-friendship-disney/
  2. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/amphibians

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