Ugly Squishmallows

10 Ugly Squishmallows As Rated By Users (2024 Updated)

As toy store owners and plush toy collectors, we know the appeal of cuddly, squishy, and undeniably lovely toys. So, who could resist the charm of these Squishmallows that took the world by storm?

Surprisingly, some Squishmallows are rated as "ugly" by some users. Can't believe it?

Check out our list of ugly Squishmallows and see for yourself.

Top 10 Ugly Squishmallows (User-Rated)

1. Elda The Ostrich

SQUISHVILLE MINI SQUISHMALLOW PLUSH | ELDA THE OSTRICH IN VEHICLE

Elda the Ostrich is a 2-inch bird Squishmallow you can squish into a car, plane, or carriage. However, because of the top of its head, this supposedly "ostrich" looks more like a colorful, hairy pig than a bird.

Some say its vehicle even looks cuter than the mini Squshmallow itself. Still, who can resist this super-soft plush?

You can give this as a gift to a Squishmallow lover - both young and old, or add it to your mini Squishmallows collection.

2. Sinclair The Avocado Toast

SQUISHMALLOW 5 INCH MINI FOOD PLUSH | SINCLAIR THE AVOCADO TOAST

This 5-inch Squishmallow made of super soft spandex and polyester is squishy and cuddly.

However, its appearance might make you wonder why this avocado toast Squishmallow is covered in what looks like pieces of confetti (which are supposed to be pepper and flakes).

3. Malcolm the Mushroom

SQUISHMALLOW 8 INCH PLUSH | MALCOM THE MUSHROOM

Malcolm the Mushroom is an 8-inch tall cuddly squish toy that would make a great travel companion or bedtime buddy.

It is supposed to be a romantic mushroom, but to some, the top of its head seems off. But for others, it is a perfectly normal Squishy—or is he? We'll leave the decision up to you.

4. Denton the Chameleon

SQUISHMALLOW 12 INCH PLUSH BACKPACK | DENTON THE CHAMELEON

Denton the Chameleon is a 12-inch plush backpack with a large zipper compartment and adjustable shoulder straps.

However, we wonder if anyone can guess what Denton is at first glance. While it's supposed to be a chameleon, it looks like a dinosaur drawn by a kid.

5. Buzz Lightyear

DISNEY SQUISHMALLOW 12 INCH PLUSH | BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

This 12-inch plush may be cute, but without the green and purple uniform, it would be hard to tell that it is Sheriff Woody's best friend, Buzz Lightyear [1].

Buzz Lightyear Squishmallow bears the proper colors, but his head- the marking on the chin, and the eyebrows just a little too on fleek. Nevertheless, this cute Buzz Lightyear Squishy would make any Toy Story fan incredibly happy.

So what's the best Squishmallow?

6. Wendy the Frog

SQUISHMALLOW TRADING CARD COLLECTOR TIN SERIES 1 | WENDY THE FROG

Wendy the Frog is a micro mallow plush measuring 2.5 inches tall and comes with 1 enamel pin and 24 trading cards.

Wendy belongs to the Original Squad and is on the list of the first 8 Squishmallows to be released.

What's off about Wendy is that you can't tell precisely whether she's a frog or a huge green blob with a smiley face and huge ears.

We're kidding - we can say with absolute certainty that Wendy is a frog, and she would make an excellent gift for someone who loves nature, particularly amphibians [2].

7. Meadow the Blue Horse

SQUISHMALLOW 16 INCH PLUSH | MEADOW THE BLUE HORSE

Some people may need clarification about what Meadow the Horse is supposed to be - is it a cow, a pig, or, as its name suggests, a horse?

Nonetheless, Meadow loves listening to thunderstorms at night.

Check out the biggest Squishmallow ever here

8. Oogie Boogie

NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS SQUISHMALLOW 8 INCH PLUSH | OOGIE BOOGIE

For good reasons, Oogie looks scarier than it is "ugly," this Squishmallow is inspired by Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Give this 8-inch Squishy to a Tim Burton fan in your life and wish them sweet dreams.

9. Flip a Mallows

Due to its unique and whimsical design, the Flip a Mallows Squishmallow may appeal to only some. Reddit users agreed that it is less visually appealing or charming than more classic designs.

10. Bimbi the Clown

Another Reddit-voted Squishmallow is Bimbi, the Clown Squishmallow, because the design may evoke mixed reactions, particularly among those uncomfortable with or fearing clowns.

As a result, this particular Squishmallow might not have universal appeal and could be considered less visually appealing by those opposed to clown imagery.

FAQs

What is the least popular Squishmallow?

The list of the least popular Squishmallows includes those that are Humanoids or resemble humans.

For some, the design of the squish toys is not nearly as cute as the Squishmallows, which fall under the animal and food categories.

What is the prettiest Squishmallow?

It depends on a person's preference. Many pretty squish toys include Carlota the Cat, Emery the Coffee Latte, Jojo Siwa Dog, Laura the Pink Tabby Cat, Buzz Lightyear, and Daxon the Purple Alien.

Are ugly Squishmallows popular?

Yes. While opinions on the appeal of certain Squishmallows designs vary, there is a niche market for those who appreciate the uniqueness of unconventional or "ugly" Squishmallows. 

Some collectors specifically seek out these designs for their novelty or rarity.

Where can I buy them? 

Ugly Squishmallows and the more traditional designs can be found at various retailers that sell Squishmallows products.

You can check out our complete collection in Toynk. We offer authentic Squishmallows and free shipping in selected locations.

Ugly But Still Fluffy

While some users may rate them as ugly, every Squishmallow on our list deserves a chance to be someone's trusty travel buddy and a cuddly playtime and bedtime companion.

Whether for your collection or your kid's playtime buddy, Squishmallows can surely bring a smile to anyone's face.

If you're looking for more Squishmallows to collect or give as a gift, check Toynk out. We offer hassle-free payment methods and free shipping within the U.S. (not including Hawaii and Alaska).

References:

  1. https://screenrant.com/toy-story-woody-buzz-quotes-friendship-disney/
  2. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/amphibians

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