Best Deadpool Quotes

50 Best Deadpool Quotes: Wittiest Lines (2024)

Deadpool, Marvel's "Merc with a Mouth," is known for his irreverent humor, relentless breaking of the fourth wall, and a tendency to say whatever is on his mind, no matter how inappropriate or hilarious it might be.

Wade Wilson's transformation into Deadpool (played by Ryan Reynolds) hasn't dampened his spirits or his love for chimichangas but has given us some of the most memorable quotes in comic book history.

From witty one-liners to profound observations coated in humor, here are the best Deadpool quotes that showcase the character's unique blend of comedy and tragedy, often in the same breath.

Top 50 Hilarious Quotes From Deadpool

Close Up Image of Deadpool's Face
  1. "Maximum effort!" 

  2. "You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a kebab.' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero." 

  3. "I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to f*ck up worse guys."

  4. "Here's the plan: We're going to completely change the way people see the sewer system." 

  5. "With great power comes great merchandising opportunity." 

  6. "So dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?" 

  7. "I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything." 

  8. "Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!" 

  9. "All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."

  10. "Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness." 

  11. "Well, that's just lazy writing." 

  12. "McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."

  13. "Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream." 

  14. "You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."

  15. "Did I leave the stove on?" 

  16. "Time to make the chimichangas!" 

  17. "Looks are everything! Ever heard David Beckham speak?" 

  18. "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Deadpool comic quote

  19. "You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed."

  20. "It's a big house. It's weird I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." 

  21. "You're right. Cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair kind of shit-show." 

  22. "Negasonic Teenage... What the shit? That's the coolest name ever!" 

  23. "Oh, I'm gonna spell it out for you." 

  24. "I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And he's worth every penny of it." 

  25. "I've been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?)" - Deadpool comic quote

  26. "There are no heroes in life, kiddo. Just people who are less f*cked up than others." - Deadpool comic quote

  27. "This is what happens when you give an existential crisis a corporeal form." - Deadpool comic quote

  28. "I'm like Robin Hood. I rob from the rich and give to the needy. I just happen to be needy." - Deadpool comic quote

  29. "Talk to the hand, 'cause the face is pissed." - Deadpool comic quote

  30. "My common sense is tingling." - Deadpool comic quote

  31. "Oh, you're expecting a joke. 'How many bullets does it take to kill a Wolverine?' None."

  32. "I can’t protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye."

  33. "Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. [pause] Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that."

  34. "I may not have a PhD, but I do have a DD-214." - Deadpool comic quote

  35. "That's right, ladies. I'm single and ready to flamingle." - Deadpool comic quote

  36. "I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread." - Deadpool comic quote

  37. "Sarcasm: because beating the crap out of people is illegal." - Deadpool comic quote

  38. "You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you." 

  39. "Your crazy matches my crazy, big time." 

  40. "I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it." - Deadpool (2016)

  41. "I'm not just known as Deadpool. I'm also known as the Merc with a Mouth. Bet you're wondering where the mouth part comes in." - Deadpool comic quote

  42. "I aim to misbehave." - Deadpool comic quote

  43. "A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls!" 

  44. "When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail." - Deadpool comic quote

  45. "I'm gonna do what I do best: lecture her on the power of friendship." - Deadpool comic quote

  46. "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage... or indigestion. I always forget which." - Deadpool comic quote

  47. "I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark... Oh, wait, wrong franchise." - Deadpool comic quote

  48. "Remember, when life gives you a wet willy, you give life a noogie right back." - Deadpool comic quote

  49. "Love is not a sprint; it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... or hits you with the pepper spray." - Deadpool comic quote

  50. "If you can't laugh at yourself, I will." - Deadpool comic quote


Does Deadpool have a catchphrase?

"Chimichangas!" may be Deadpool's catchphrase and favorite word, encapsulating his love for the deep-fried delicacy and his unpredictable, fun-loving personality. [1]

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What is unique about Deadpool?

Deadpool's uniqueness lies in his ability to break the fourth wall and acknowledge his existence as a comic book character. This, combined with his regenerative healing factor, unmatched combat skills, and irreverent humor, makes him one of Marvel's most distinctive characters. Check out Deadpool vs Wolverine here

What is Deadpool's biggest fear?

Deadpool's biggest fear is clowns, a phobia known as coulrophobia. He considers them the greatest threat to Earth, ranking just after Galactus, showcasing his unique blend of humor and genuine fear within the Marvel universe.

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In Conclusion

Deadpool's wisdom stretches from the utterly ridiculous to surprisingly profound, often within the same sentence. His quotes give us a glimpse into the chaotic yet strangely philosophical mind of one of Marvel Comics' most beloved antiheroes. [2]

Through his humor, we see not just a character designed to entertain but a commentary on heroism, love, and the absurdity of life itself. Deadpool reminds us that sometimes, not taking anything too seriously can be the most serious approach.

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