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Rick and Morty isn't just a show known for its wild adventures across the cosmos; it's also a goldmine of unforgettable quotes resonating with fans everywhere.

Whether it's Rick's cynical wisdom, Morty's earnest observations, or the countless quirky sayings from a vast array of characters, the series is packed with lines that make you laugh, think, and sometimes even pause to reflect on life.

In this blog, we dive into some of the best Rick and Morty quotes that have left a lasting impact on viewers, showcasing the depth and humor that make the show a standout in the world of modern animation.

Top 50 Quotes From the Rick & Morty TV Show

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  1. "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV." - Morty, Season 1, Episode 8 ("Rixty Minutes")
  2. "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!" - Rick Sanchez, Multiple Episodes, starting from Season 1, Episode 5 ("Meeseeks and Destroy")
  3. "To live is to risk it all; otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you." - Rick Sanchez, Season 3, Episode 2 ("Rickmancing the Stone")
  4. "Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. Lot of people don't get that." - Rick Sanchez, Season 1, Episode 6 ("Rick Potion #9")
  5. "What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?" - Rick, Season 2, Episode 2 ("Mortynight Run")
  6. "I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 3 ("Auto Erotic Assimilation")
  7. "Don't be gross, Tammy." - Birdperson, Season 2, Episode 5 ("Get Schwifty")
  8. "If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwifty." - Rick, Rick and Morty Season 2, Episode 5 ("Get Schwifty")
  9. "Weddings are basically funerals with cake." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 10 ("The Wedding Squanchers")
  10. "I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?" - Morty, Season 3, Episode 5 ("The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy")
  11. "You're not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 6 ("Rick Potion #9")
  12. "Can do!" - Mr. Meeseeks, Season 1, Episode 5 ("Meeseeks and Destroy")
  13. "It's fine, everything is fine. There's an infinite number of realities, Morty, and in a few dozens of those, I got lucky and turned everything back to normal." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 6 ("Rick Potion #9")
  14. "I’m Pickle Rick!" - Rick, Season 3, Episode 3 ("Pickle Rick")
  15. "Having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free." - Morty, Season 2, Episode 7 ("Big Trouble in Little Sanchez")
  16. "The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 4 ("Total Rickall")
  17. "Don’t think about it." - Rick, Multiple Episodes, starting from Season 1, Episode 1 ("Pilot")
  18. "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 6 ("Rick Potion #9")
  19. "I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m right." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 9 ("Look Who's Purging Now")
  20. "You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 1 ("Pilot")
  21. "I can’t believe we’re getting away with this." - Jerry, Season 3, Episode 2 ("Rickmancing the Stone")
  22. "Unity, I'm sorry. I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. I was thinking more of a 'choose your own cellphone carrier' thing." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 3 ("Auto Erotic Assimilation")
  23. "Just hit a button Morty, give me a beat. Oh man, okay, all right, umm." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 4 ("M. Night Shaym-Aliens!")
  24. "Get schwifty? What the hell is that?" - Principal Vagina, Season 2, Episode 5 ("Get Schwifty")
  25. "That's the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 1 ("A Rickle in Time")
  26. "When you’re wearing these babies, you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty, up, down, below, turn around to the left. These things really bring it all together." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 2 ("Lawnmower Dog")
  27. "Summer, he's not a hot girl. You can't just lock him in a room and hope he falls in love with you." - Beth, Season 2, Episode 7 ("Big Trouble in Little Sanchez")
  28. "Your parents are gonna do it. Go to your room!" - Rick, Season 2, Episode 7 ("Big Trouble in Little Sanchez")
  29. "I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I'm Pickle Riiick!" - Rick, Season 3, Episode 3 ("Pickle Rick")
  30. "Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!" - Jerry, Season 2, Episode 8 ("Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate")
  31. "Oh, I'm sorry, Morty. Are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid?" - Rick, Season 1, Episode 6 ("Rick Potion #9")
  32. "Sometimes I think I’m more harp than girl. Then I remember I don’t know how to play the harp." - Summer, Season 2, Episode 3 ("Auto Erotic Assimilation")
  33. "If you think my Rick’s dead, he’s alive, and if you think you’re safe, he’s coming for you!" - Morty, Season 3, Episode 1 ("The Rickshank Rickdemption")
  34. "Morty, where's your collar? I'll fix it." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 1 ("A Rickle in Time")
  35. "This is the part of the story that's really fun for me!" - Mr. Poopybutthole, Season 2, Episode 4 ("Total Rickall")
  36. "I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!" - Mr. Meeseeks, Season 1, Episode 5 ("Meeseeks and Destroy")
  37. "You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 1 ("Pilot")
  38. "What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 10 ("Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind")
  39. "Weddings are just funerals with cake." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 10 ("The Wedding Squanchers")
  40. "I don't do magic, Morty, I do science. One takes brains, the other takes dark eyeliner." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 11 ("Ricksy Business")
  41. "Morty, a man capable of sustaining a platonic friendship with an attractive female is theoretically possible, but I’ve never seen it happen." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 7 ("Big Trouble in Little Sanchez")
  42. "I know that's not a popular opinion, but that's my two cents on the issue." - Jerry, Rick and Morty Season 2, Episode 5 ("Get Schwifty")
  43. "There's a lesson here and I'm not going to be the one to figure it out." - Rick, Season 3, Episode 3 ("Pickle Rick")
  44. "You pass butter." - Butter Robot, Season 1, Episode 9 ("Something Ricked This Way Comes")
  45. "Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets." - Rick Sanchez, Season 2, Episode 6 ("The Ricks Must Be Crazy")
  46. "I’m sorry, but I’d rather have a father than a lover." - Beth, Rick and Morty Season 3, Episode 9 ("The ABC's of Beth")
  47. "God is not a lie, but he's a bit of an asshole." - Birdperson, Season 2, Episode 5 ("Get Schwifty")
  48. "Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed." - Rick, Season 1, Episode 6 ("Rick Potion #9")
  49. "You're not supposed to be here. You're like a turd that rolled out of the toilet." - Jerry, Season 3, Episode 5 ("The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy")
  50. "Yeah! I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant." - Rick, Season 2, Episode 4 ("Total Rickall")

    FAQs

    What is Rick's favorite quote and famous catchphrase?

    Rick's famous catchphrase in Rick and Morty is "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!" Initially thought to be a nonsensical exclamation, it's later revealed to mean "I am in great pain, please help me" in Birdperson's language. [1]

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    What are Rick's quotes about love?

    Rick's views and feelings on love are quite cynical. One notable quote is, "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' in reality, is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed." You can also look at some Rick and Morty gifts here

    How many times does Rick say Morty in Rick and Morty?

    Throughout the first three seasons of Rick and Morty, Rick mentions Morty's name 781 times, with 113 mentions in the third season's first episode alone.

    What happened to Tiny Rick?

    In Episode 2 of the Seventh season, Rick murders Tiny Rick after dubbing it and the rest of the clones as failures. 

    Key Takeaways

    The universe of Rick and Morty [2] is rich with memorable dialogue and iconic lines ranging from hilariously absurd to deeply smart and philosophical, sometimes leaving you bored senseless.

    These quotes capture the essence of the show's unique blend of adventures, science fiction, existential dread, and dark humor.

    Whether Rick waxes cynical feelings about love, Morty offers glimpses of wisdom, or any of the countless unforgettable characters deliver lines that stick with us, these quotes remind us and the rest of the world why Rick and Morty has such a dedicated fanbase.

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    References:

    1. https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Rickipedia
    2. https://ew.com/tv/rick-and-morty-cast-voice-actors/

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