Top 10 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts

10 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts You Should Never Give (2023)

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. While you’re at the point of thinking about the best gift to give to your Valentine, we’re here to let you know what exactly you shouldn’t give. We’ll also let you know why.

Here are the top ten worst Valentine’s Day gifts that will surely make your Valentine run for the hills.

Top 10 Awful & Unimaginable Valentine’s Day Gifts To Avoid

1. Nothing

red gift box

The worst imaginable thing you can do to turn your partner into an ex-partner this Valentine’s Day is to give them nothing.

Here’s the thing: if you’re going to show up to your date empty-handed, you might as well not show up at all.

Putting in the effort to give your Valentine gifts will make them feel special, especially during this season when showing love and affection is highly encouraged.

2. A Break-Up Letter

A breakup letter is the worst Valentine’s Day gift. Period.

We were actually debating on putting this at number one, but we decided that at least some form of effort had been put into writing a breakup letter, as opposed to no effort at all, which is worse.

3. Just Flowers (No Letter)

red roses

A bouquet of flowers might be synonymous with Valentine’s Day, but we think this is the cheesiest route you can take.

Giving them a dozen roses is fine and romantic, but those wilt, and in a week, all your Valentine will have left from this special day is a few crunchy petals and saggy stems. [1]

We recommend giving your girlfriend a live plant instead, as those will definitely last longer (just like your relationship).

4. Expired Coupons

Coupons are always excellent gifts, no matter what the occasion is. Coupons way past their prime, on the other hand, are in a league all on their own (the worst kind).

If you’re going to go for coupons for this year’s Valentine’s Day gift, double-check the expiration date.

Otherwise, you might end up with no date and unusable coupons by the end of the day.

At this point, you shouldn’t be surprised if this turns into a sad holiday indeed.

5. Cheap Lingerie

No woman in their right mind would refuse to receive lingerie from their boyfriend, but they might think otherwise if you scrimp and give them something cheap.

The thing is, cheap lingerie is synonymous with tight, itchy, scratchy, and poorly made undergarments.

If you go this route, make sure you go for classy ones made by a reputable brand at a reasonable cost. [2]

6. Gifts For Somebody Else

If you were thinking of giving your Valentine gifts you were planning to give to somebody else, don’t do it. It’s not worth it.

Giving your Valentine gifts for somebody else shows how little effort you put into this special day.

It’s better to be honest and let your loved one know you forgot to get a gift for them, but you’ll make up for it in the coming days (and make sure you do!).

7. Appliances

brand new convection oven

You might be aware that your Valentine is eyeing a new toaster (as their old one got broken), but Valentine’s Day is not the right occasion to give them household appliances.

If you don’t heed our advice and get them the toaster, you will come across as the most unromantic person on the planet.

February 14 is about celebrating love, so make sure you give them something within the theme.

8. Anything Wrong In Size

Cute clothes are a great Valentine’s Day gift. Your Valentine might have an affinity for cats or video games, so a T-shirt that showcases a cute feline or their favorite video game character will definitely put a smile on their face.

However, things will take a dark turn if you get them a T-shirt that doesn’t flatter them.

Giving them anything wrong in size will give off the impression that you don’t know their shirt size, and we don’t need to tell you how you don’t want to be in that position.

9. Cliche, Pre-Arranged Baskets

Everyone knows that pre-arranged baskets are ALWAYS on sale for Valentine’s Day.

Do you want your Valentine to feel like they’re only worth sale items? If not, this is your sign to avoid cliche, pre-arranged baskets.

10. Hygiene Products

hygiene kit

You might think you’re being thoughtful and creative by giving them a bath set this Valentine’s Day, but we’re telling you, you’re in for dark times, my friend.

Giving your Valentine hygiene products gives off the impression that there’s something wrong with their hygiene.

So unless you want to imply that you want them to bathe or brush their teeth better, stay away from giving them hygiene products.

FAQs

What is the most purchased gift on Valentine's Day?

The most purchased gift on Valentine’s Day is the Valentine’s Day card. This is often given alongside a box of chocolates or a bouquet of flowers.

The words written inside the card are the simplest yet most heartfelt way to make your partner feel special.

Is a gift card a bad Valentine's gift?

No, a gift card isn’t a bad Valentine’s gift. Make sure you give them a gift card for something they will enjoy, such as a voucher to their favorite restaurant, shopping destination, or even a movie theater.

What is the bad side of Valentine's Day?

The worst thing about Valentine’s Day is its vast focus on consumerism.

Most of the time, people get too caught up in making reservations to ostentatious restaurants or purchasing the most expensive bouquet of roses, all in the name of impressing their significant others. This can be extremely unhealthy.

Always Choose The Best

Choosing the best gifts for your partner this upcoming Valentine’s Day is never easy, but we hope we’ve narrowed down your choices by giving you this list of the top ten worst Valentine’s Day gifts you should stay away from.

Giving your Valentine a breakup letter, expired coupons, or hygiene products are some of the worst things you can do to ruin this day. So is giving them nothing.

In choosing Valentine’s Day gifts for your special someone, we strongly advocate giving them something they’re passionate about, and you don’t even have to spend a lot of money. Good luck!

References:

  1. https://www.womansday.com/relationships/dating-marriage/g744/flower-meanings/
  2. https://www.elle.com/culture/g25697/history-of-sexy-lingerie/

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