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Canned Meat Dragon Plush Toy Gag Gift | Toynk Exclusive
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- MYTHICAL CANNED FLAVORS: Give the gift of laughter with this hilarious can of plush dragon meat that is all sliced up and prepped for the dinner table. Part of the exclusive Enchanted Farms plush toy series.
- MAGICAL "MEAT" THAT'S READY TO SERVE: This 16-ounce storage can holds cut-up plush pieces of 100% All-Natural, Non-GMO dragon. (Please note: This prop toy is not safe for actual consumption.)
- SAFELY PRESERVED INSIDE A CAN: Perfect for storage and display, the comically illustrated metal tin with a pop-off lid contains chunks of faux meat. The satirical nutritional facts include scales, volcanic ash, and dark magic.
- GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE: Create LOL moments with this canned meat gag gift featuring a sliced up unicorn stuffed animal. Makes a funny prop for pranks, creating viral videos, and other silly antics.
- HILARIOUS GAG GIFT: Enchanted Farms has quite the menu selection. Serve up something mythical with this exclusive dragon plushie that will get a laugh out of everyone. Perfect for jokesters with a dark sense of humor.
ENJOY A TASTE OF SOMETHING MAGICAL
Enchanted Farms has taken to wing to select the finest chunks of soft draco underbelly. Lanced and slowly self-seared in the volcanic region of Mt. Loganzan, then packed in its own juices with a hint of sangre de drago for a flight of flavors that won't cost your weight in gold.
Say good-knight to picky eaters. A royal meal will never again be a fantasy. Get medieval on that grill and be king of the block party that was foretold in ancient lore.
HILARIOUS GAG GIFT TO PRANK FAMILY AND FRIENDS
Fuel your inner fire (and prankster) with this fine selection of dragon meat from Enchanted Farms. Jokesters can spice things up without even having to fire up the grill. This single serving of soft, plush pieces are conveniently pre-cut and packaged in a metal tin that are ready to be dished out to unsuspecting family, friends, and coworkers.
You'll slay with this exclusive Canned Meat Dragon Plush Toy collectible.
