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I Am Why We Cant Have Nice Things Adult T-Shirt

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  • Tee proudly declares, "I am why we can't have nice things" in white.
  • 100% Cotton
  • Brand New
Geeks. For the most part, we aren't the most coordinated group of individuals. Sure, in every ragtag crew of us hurtling through the universe, there's one River Tam, but then there's everyone else. And, you know River Tam didn't start out that way. Not that she wanted what she got, but at least she ain't breaking things unintentionally any more like the rest of us. Course, around River you can't have nice things cause she might intentionally break them. So yeah